Rating: PG
Genre: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Xellos/Filia
AU: No

Disclaimer: I own oh so many things! Yes, yes indeed, I own a lot of stuff . . . okay . . . so I'm lying. YOU DON'T NEED TO POINT OUT THAT I'M POOR ~runs off sobbing~

AN: A rewritten version; A Request fic, dedicated to CT() a Xellos/Filia Comedy (No, she's not singing to him -.- ) O.o I just found out that that one old guy dragon dude was Filia's father, my world has changed.

        All Because of Garbage

Garbage

Yes. I "THE GREAT AND POWERFUL XELLOS" . . . Had just been called . . .

"Garbage"

Was it because she is a shrine maiden? Or was it because I killed thousands upon thousands of her people? Was it because I almost betrayed her and her best friends? Or that I disrespected her father and leader? Or was it just because I tend to open one of my creepy looking eyes whenever I talk to her? Whatever the reason. . . she called me . . . garbage. . . that could not be forgiven, even if I did have the tiniest, smallest, most diluted, itsy bitsy, little crush on her.

**Lights flash dramatically upon Xellos, illuminating his scary "planning an evil plan face" face**

But I, the "GREAT AND POWERFUL XELLOS" had a plan you see. . . yes. . . she would have cursed the day she called ME, her future husband and cuddle bunny, garbage. My plan began, as soon as the sun set . . .

        ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*The Sun Sets~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

        "Oh Filia!!"

I called her out to a slighty hidden clearing in the forest, using one of my many skills, voice imitation. On a side-note, have I mentioned that I love saying her name? It goes down your throat and into your heart . . . Filia.

        "Coming Miss. Lina!"

I quickly disappeared into the highest branches of a tree, watching her run up happily and then admiring the way her head turned gracefully as she looked around the clearing confusedly.

        "Miss. Lina?"

Smirking my bad boy Xellos smirk I said again, using Lina's voice to my best advantage.

        "Close your eyes Filia, we have a surprise!"
        "A better surprise would be finally setting off towards the Golden Dragon Shrine!"
        "Oh come on Filia!"

I noted that she was reluctant to do so, she is so clever, my clever dragon girl, but she did do so, and so I jumped down and leaned forward, pressing my lips urgently against hers and wrapping my arms around her waist. She responded for a few seconds, the most arousing dragon sounds coming from her pretty pink dragon lips . . . and then her eyes opened . . . and that, is why I am here you see . . . all because of garbage.

        "So what do you want me to do about it?"

        "Can you get the mace markings off of my face doctor? They really hurt!"

AN: **drum roll** ba dum dum. Poor Xellos man got hit by pretty dragon lady. : ( R&R with reviews, requests, questions, or comments please!